Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I GOT NUTTIN'

Spent too much time on the computer last night catching up on email and updating The Project. The List on the bottom of the page over there is updated and I’ll try to post a What’s New blurb. Thanks to LS and FW2 for the linky love! Response has been tremendous so we opened an email address dedicated to staying organized with the Secret Santa for Brenda’s Guys. Any inquiries or donation info can be sent to secretsanta4vets@hotmail.com

Here’s a little AFMEIR for your Tuesday pleasure : )

Choosing A Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

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I always suspected the Pig was a bit of a ho. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Here’s the required very girly “Awwwwww….” Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Do ya think everyone saying, “That’s the ugliest damn cat I’ve ever seen” damaged it’s self-esteem?
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Not sure why, but this always makes me laugh…my inner child must be a bully.
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1 comment:

CMDR said...

ARE you SURE that's a CAT?!?!?!?

and the Pens are making me laugh too...how do I steal that?