I don't care how fed up you are with the humidity and the fuzzy response happening atop your head....this rule is non-negotiable.
If you are ever at the salon, and the sylist asks quizzically, "So, you like, want a mullet?" LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!
Do not, under any circumstances, think it would be too embarassing to walk out.
Do not, under any circumstances, think you can make the scissor happy senorita understand that she isn't getting what you are describing and no freakin' way do you want a mullet.
If you are ever at the salon, and the sylist asks quizzically, "So, you like, want a mullet?" LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!
Do not, under any circumstances, think it would be too embarassing to walk out.
Do not, under any circumstances, think you can make the scissor happy senorita understand that she isn't getting what you are describing and no freakin' way do you want a mullet.
Do not, under any circumstances, believe her when she says, "Oh yeah, I get it now."
Trust me, kids.
I'd share more, but I'm busy hunting down my old stylist and preparing a "help-me-I'm-begging," speech.
I'd share more, but I'm busy hunting down my old stylist and preparing a "help-me-I'm-begging," speech.
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I always thought they should have some guide available on how to speak "hair", cause absolutely, positively, those stylist don't understand English.
Good Luck!
You're joshing us right? Your stylist asked a LADY if she wanted a mullet? That's just so bizarre! Flowers, chocolates, whatever it takes: you need an intervention from your former stylist. And OMG, the humidity in Ontario in late May ... I had totally forgotten!
How y'a doin'?
Maybe a comeback would be "No, I would rather have a lobotomy first, Where'd you get Your's? "
LOL great post- I know how it "hurts" to lose a favorite hair stylist and have to go hunting for another one. Dang, some are hard to train, once you find them.
OMG! PLEASE tell me this person did not trim a single hair on your head? I'm going to be having nightmares thinking about this. Thank GAWD for my hairdresser! Maybe I should send her flowers tomorrow...
Do we get to see pictures???
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