If I get a new car before the end of the year, it is NOT because I have a Princess Complex.
I mean, yes, I do have a Princess Complex. Who am I shitting? BTW, K-Bear, I am still waiting for my "Princess Parking Only" sign. As my Lady-in-Waiting, aren't you supposed to be on top of these things? Must I wait fohevah??? Summer's coming and I'm concerned I'll get parched if I have to walk all the way from the driveway. Sheesh. Hasn't everyone been paying attention?? I want what I want when I want it! *royal foot stomping*
Now that I've made my position clear, let's proceed. PC aside, that is not why I might yet again require a new ride, okay? Just so it's in print and date stamped. I don't think when Manimal picked up the Escape he thought I'd take the name so literally. Trucker's really going to have his work cut out for him if Munk da Hunk and I are to continue having a safe home. Is he up to the challenge? Think you swing those wrenches pretty good, do ya? We'll find out, my man.
Tonight was a mere side-trip to the dirty 'shwa for LingLing's Sweet 16 dinner. Oh look, my family's here, thank you for coming, that's awesome, yada yada yada, now where are my friends? : ) Totally the way it should be at that age. It sure went fast -kind of how she's grown up - but gawd love her, she actually sat on my lap to watch the slideshow Beebles put together for us. What more can an aunt ask for? She's a mite heavier than she used to be, but at least I didn't have to worry her pants were gonna spring a leak like the old days. Kudos to Beebles, Elvis & the crew for pulling off the surprise.
The next few weekends will be spent at the trailer evicting any varmints who've wintered in their waterfront condo, and then I'm off to meet Apple and Strike for a few days ofdrunken stupidity catching up. A-M, I miss ya, babee! Can't wait for the hugs, beer and cheesecake. : )
My voice has yet to recover from the Bad Frogs weekend and I've already had my arm twisted into another Op. Yes, visciously twisted I tell you! The dates are still up in the air, but mid-late June I'll head south again. (Hah, when some people say that, they mean Caribbean. I mean Ohio. Princess, indeed.) As is par for the Brigade course, afterwards I found myself thinking, "WTF? How did that happen?" Sigh. Ours is not to reason why. I must be brave. This time I'm bringing Beebles with me. She's in serious need of a break - and let's face it, folks, after the sad shape I was in last weekend I realize it would be pretty clever to have another driver to help drag my ass past the border guards ; ) NO, B, that's NOT why I invited you! I wuv you : )
I'll be home a scant week or so before Mamacita, the girls and I pack up the car and head out to B.C. for two weeks; first week of August is Virginia Beach with the Brigade, and sometime in the fall I have to see Tink in the wilds of northern Alberta. That's it...for now...
Lordy, with all this driving, my ass is gonna be the size of a Hummer. I figure by the end of the year, you can call me Princess Large Ass...perhaps her highness could be driving her very own Hummer? In yellow! Such a happy colour. Ohhh, Manimal...
I mean, yes, I do have a Princess Complex. Who am I shitting? BTW, K-Bear, I am still waiting for my "Princess Parking Only" sign. As my Lady-in-Waiting, aren't you supposed to be on top of these things? Must I wait fohevah??? Summer's coming and I'm concerned I'll get parched if I have to walk all the way from the driveway. Sheesh. Hasn't everyone been paying attention?? I want what I want when I want it! *royal foot stomping*
Now that I've made my position clear, let's proceed. PC aside, that is not why I might yet again require a new ride, okay? Just so it's in print and date stamped. I don't think when Manimal picked up the Escape he thought I'd take the name so literally. Trucker's really going to have his work cut out for him if Munk da Hunk and I are to continue having a safe home. Is he up to the challenge? Think you swing those wrenches pretty good, do ya? We'll find out, my man.
Tonight was a mere side-trip to the dirty 'shwa for LingLing's Sweet 16 dinner. Oh look, my family's here, thank you for coming, that's awesome, yada yada yada, now where are my friends? : ) Totally the way it should be at that age. It sure went fast -kind of how she's grown up - but gawd love her, she actually sat on my lap to watch the slideshow Beebles put together for us. What more can an aunt ask for? She's a mite heavier than she used to be, but at least I didn't have to worry her pants were gonna spring a leak like the old days. Kudos to Beebles, Elvis & the crew for pulling off the surprise.
The next few weekends will be spent at the trailer evicting any varmints who've wintered in their waterfront condo, and then I'm off to meet Apple and Strike for a few days of
My voice has yet to recover from the Bad Frogs weekend and I've already had my arm twisted into another Op. Yes, visciously twisted I tell you! The dates are still up in the air, but mid-late June I'll head south again. (Hah, when some people say that, they mean Caribbean. I mean Ohio. Princess, indeed.) As is par for the Brigade course, afterwards I found myself thinking, "WTF? How did that happen?" Sigh. Ours is not to reason why. I must be brave. This time I'm bringing Beebles with me. She's in serious need of a break - and let's face it, folks, after the sad shape I was in last weekend I realize it would be pretty clever to have another driver to help drag my ass past the border guards ; ) NO, B, that's NOT why I invited you! I wuv you : )
I'll be home a scant week or so before Mamacita, the girls and I pack up the car and head out to B.C. for two weeks; first week of August is Virginia Beach with the Brigade, and sometime in the fall I have to see Tink in the wilds of northern Alberta. That's it...for now...
Lordy, with all this driving, my ass is gonna be the size of a Hummer. I figure by the end of the year, you can call me Princess Large Ass...perhaps her highness could be driving her very own Hummer? In yellow! Such a happy colour. Ohhh, Manimal...
2 comments:
You are worth your weight in shoes! Don't think of it as a Princess grab ... you are doing valuable, hands-on-the-wheel research about WoMyN and cars, cementing cross-border relationships ... how am I doing! :)
So what coloUr will it be?
That's one of the things I love most about you R&R...(besides the fact that you are like a Mamma Bear when someone "picks" on me....I have NO FEAR that should someone try to take a shovel to my head...you would step right up and protest...You'se the BESTEST:)...you are always ready to take one for the Brigade...in this case procurring new equipment (HUMMER...YES!!) to facilitate in the taking over of small towns and 3rd world countries...you bring a tear to mine eye, sistah...HOO YAH!
Post a Comment