It's the weekend...laugh, damnit!!!
Children are always good with "out of the mouths of babes" unintentional one-liners. Here's a few random ones from the vaults of my mind.
Culprit: Sweet Pea
Age: 3 years old
Background: Growing up in the Zoo, she quickly became accustomed to adults shooing cats off various illegal perches by waving an arm and making a psssttt sound.
Priceless Application: "Mummy, I pissed the cat off!"
Culprit: Darling neighbourhood boychild of Total Tight-Ass Father in Need of Sense of Ha-Ha
Age: 3 1/2 years old
Background: Playing in front yard and jumping excitedly to attention as fire engine, complete with sirens, roars past.
Priceless Application: "Daddy! Daddy! Tirefuck! TIREFUCK!!!"
Culprit: Sugah Pie
Age: 2 1/2 years old
Background: Having recently moved into an old farmhouse, she commented the heinous globs of ill-advised, circa 1970s stucco hanging from the ceiling reminded her of an octupus tentacles. Quietly observing Mamacita on a ladder, painting the trim on her newly built home, complete with tiny, discreet dabs of stucco on the ceiling.
Priceless Application: "The testicles at my house are much bigger."
Culprit: Sugah Pie
Age: 3 1/2 years old
Background: Meeting Manimal on the driveway on Ranger's birthday, SP asked to see what he'd brought home for dinner. In amazement, she watched the two live lobsters he'd placed on the ground crawl around, before running and bellowing for Ranger.
Priceless Application: "Muummmyyy!! Manimal has crabs! He's GOT CRABS!!!"
Children are always good with "out of the mouths of babes" unintentional one-liners. Here's a few random ones from the vaults of my mind.
Culprit: Sweet Pea
Age: 3 years old
Background: Growing up in the Zoo, she quickly became accustomed to adults shooing cats off various illegal perches by waving an arm and making a psssttt sound.
Priceless Application: "Mummy, I pissed the cat off!"
Culprit: Darling neighbourhood boychild of Total Tight-Ass Father in Need of Sense of Ha-Ha
Age: 3 1/2 years old
Background: Playing in front yard and jumping excitedly to attention as fire engine, complete with sirens, roars past.
Priceless Application: "Daddy! Daddy! Tirefuck! TIREFUCK!!!"
Culprit: Sugah Pie
Age: 2 1/2 years old
Background: Having recently moved into an old farmhouse, she commented the heinous globs of ill-advised, circa 1970s stucco hanging from the ceiling reminded her of an octupus tentacles. Quietly observing Mamacita on a ladder, painting the trim on her newly built home, complete with tiny, discreet dabs of stucco on the ceiling.
Priceless Application: "The testicles at my house are much bigger."
Culprit: Sugah Pie
Age: 3 1/2 years old
Background: Meeting Manimal on the driveway on Ranger's birthday, SP asked to see what he'd brought home for dinner. In amazement, she watched the two live lobsters he'd placed on the ground crawl around, before running and bellowing for Ranger.
Priceless Application: "Muummmyyy!! Manimal has crabs! He's GOT CRABS!!!"
1 comment:
I'm laughing... I'm laughing... no need to get angry about it! LOL!
Out of the mouths of babes, couldn't be more true... :)
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