Thanx to Jan for these! : D
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas........ Documentaries.
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania "
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
***
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
***
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas........ Documentaries.
***
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
***
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
***
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
***
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania "
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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