TODDLER GETS STUCK IN VENDING MACHINE

I must have a real mean streak about me these days. Ah, well. So be it. This had me ROTFLMAO! Good thing Little Bobby knows how to work a screwdriver, 'cuz I don't think the little dickens' future looks too bright.

Wis. Toddler Pursuing a Stuffed Sponge Bob Toy Ends Up Getting Stuck in Vending Machine
The Associated Press
ANTIGO, Wis.
Three-year-old Robert Moore went fishing for a stuffed replica of Sponge Bob and ended up trapped in a vending machine. The toddler's adventure began with a Saturday evening shopping trip with his grandmother, Fredricka Bierdemann, and three siblings.

Bierdemann ended the trip by giving each child a dollar and telling them to have fun in a retailer's game room. A stuffed Sponge Bob in a vending machine's bin caught Robert's eye. He tried without success to fish it out with a plastic crane."I told him I could get it for him," his grandmother said. "He's a character. He said, 'Oh no, I can get it.'"

When she turned her back to get another dollar for a second try, Robert took off his coat and squeezed through an opening in the machine. He landed in the stuffed animal cube."I turned around and looked for him, and he said, 'Oma, I'm in here," Bierdemann said. "I thought I would have a heart attack." Imagine explaining that to ER personnel. "I started having pain when my grandson got stuck in the plastic cage..."

"Nurse, call C.A.S....and Psych."

Store employees couldn't find a key to the machine, so Robert waited while the Antigo Fire Department was called. "He was having a ball in there, hugging all the stuffed animals," Bierdemann said. "He was so good-natured, but I was shaking like a leaf."

Firefighters broke one lock but then spotted two latches inside the plastic cube. They passed a screwdriver to Robert. "He stacked up all the stuffed animals and used that screwdriver to open the latch," his grandmother said. "You should have seen him go." Golly, what a little whiz...look out MIT! Here comes Bobby...

Eventually, Robert freed himself. But his mother, Marie Moore, and grandmother said they were lucky that he remained calm when another child might not have. He went home safe but without a stuffed Sponge Bob. C'mon, Mommy, face facts. He didn't scoop the toy while everyone was distracted, shaking, running to and fro searching for keys? This kid IS Sponge Bob.

Information from: Antigo Daily Journal, http://www.antigodailyjournal.com