Thursday, April 05, 2007


I had a short visit with Supah Stah and Elvis the other night. Born five months apart, they play off each other...when Motorman is with them, the trio ensures chaotic hilarity reigns. I MISS all three of them together!!! These boys always get a kick out of mocking or shocking me and I'm never sure what to expect. Here are the latest jokes they would tell me:

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrgh.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

On that note, I sent them to Mamacita's house. First I told them to ask their grandmother what her porn name is. I think they're still retching.

Remember boys, no matter how old you get, I'll still be more experienced.

; )

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